You can cook a chicken by slapping it at 3725.95 mph, an impossible task by any human means.
If you do succeed however, you will not only cook the chicken but also decimate its entire structure, causing a violent explosion.

This is a simulation of the slap using FEA. pic.twitter.com/QDjEbcuQnq

— aden (@ade__n) January 8, 2021